Monday, August 25, 2014

How to buy a car in the UAE?

It does not matter how much money you make here, your social agenda or your stance on muffler exhaust, emissions and the environment.

Because one thing is for certain: there is no short answer to the question of whether you should or should not buy a car while living in the UAE.


When we first arrived here, we rented a basic sedan from a company called Fast Car, which has offices in Abu Dhabi and Dubai. Pretty cheap deals for long-term rentals but their customer service was soft and I had more than one disagreement with the manager at the Airport Road office. For the record, he's a complete ass.

When it comes down to do it, I really believe that taxis in Abu Dhabi are pretty great. They are abundant, work around the clock and best of all, they are pretty affordable (compared to most major metropolitan cities I have visited).

I would say if you are a single male or female and you are here for the next year or so, the taxis are your best friend and -- unless a car is provided for you by your job -- then you should be pretty set.

But for our situation, my wife and I work almost opposite schedules and we both need transportation. She needs to be a little bit more mobile because her job in the hotel & hospitality industry requires her presence for meetings around town during the day along with some social events during and after work as well.

As for me? This is the first time in my journalism career where I arrive at the office at 4pm and leave around midnight just about every night. Standard. Straight forward.

Between us, we needed to have at least one set of our own wheels. We needed to have that freedom. Especially on the weekends when we just decide, on a whim, to drive to Dubai or something like that.

So after renting for nearly 18 months and feeling pretty confident about our immediate future here, we realized it was time to stop throwing our money away and buy a vehicle.

There are a lot of amazing cars on the roads here (and gas is very cheap) so it's important not to get sucked up by all the eye candy.






Some other big issues for us were that we wanted something affordable and big enough to comfortably fit my 6-foot-2 frame. Because this is such a transitional place, re-sell value was also high on our list. Because let's face it, you never know when it's time to take off and sell everything that's not tied down.

So our first instinct was to buy new. The timing worked out well because we also thought we could take advantage of the Ramadan deals that were floating around. Only problem was even though the Ramadan deals were in full effect, the showroom hours were completely whack because well, it was Ramadan.


For the longest time, I was really just holding out and hoping someone at my office would need to leave in a hurry and a sweet deal would just fall into my lap. Never happened.

A friend of mine took us out to the Motor World, which is in Al Shamkha, just outside of Abu Dhabi in the middle of the desert. They had all types of used cars there for sale but if you don't like dirty people barking at you because you look like a potential buyer, then don't waste your time.



Finally, we took the very popular route and logged on to Dubizzle, which for you Stateside folk, is the equivalent of Craig's List here. This is where people sell their cars privately. But it can also be shady because, let's face it, people are shady sometimes.

But we got lucky and found this sweet lady, Loridana, who was from Italy and was trying to sell her 2011 Kia Sportage.

It checked all our boxes, the price was right and when we took it out for a test drive, we learned she only drove it around town a few times a week. So it had only 24,000 kilometers on it. Boom!


She later had us up to her apartment to sip on some Irish whiskey (in the middle of the day, mind you) so we could get to know one another and talk some business. Of course, I'm an American and I just wanted to get down to brass tacks. OK lady, how much?

But every time I started to get antsy inside this random person's home, my wife subtly elbowed me in the ribs and whispered, "This is how some people do business. Just shut up and drink your whiskey..."

Eventually, we struck a deal. But that was only half the battle.

Next up was switching the insurance and registration over. A few days later, I met Loridana at a nearby mall and like we were old friends or something, just took a relaxing Sunday drive together to the Department of Transportation. What a fine place it was.




While Loridana spoke Arabic to the workers there  -- thank goodness she knew Arabic -- I enjoyed hours of people watching in what I can only describe as a your typical DMV, but with a pulse. Business deals were going down everywhere. Open-market commerce in its rarest form!

It only took a few hours and then it was time to drop off Loridana and drive away in my new car. Parting is such sweet sorrow. Especially when it ends with me giving her a very fat personal check.

She invited me up again for some more whiskey but the transaction was complete and I was ready to show off my new wheels.




It was one of the rare times I would pass up a strong drink offer from a stranger.

P.S. Don't drink and drive.

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Hosting weary travelers in Dubai

It's my esteemed pleasure to introduce you to John Townsend and Matt Cerny.


These two crazy bastards are old friends from my St. Thomas days and they are on a fantastic journey. An adventure that is the Mongol Rally 2014, an annual 10,000-mile race across Europe and Asia in a crappy car. All for charity. 

Survival of the fittest in its rarest form. Crazy terrain, different cultures and non-stop fun. They sleep in their car. They munch on coffee beans purely for caffeine assistance. And they are doing the whole thing with a big, fat smile on their faces. 


The guys took a quick detour during the grand trip to go to a friend's wedding in Jordan and had a seven-hour layover in Dubai. Only six hours to see Dubai? Not a problem.

Miranda and I figured they would enjoy some cold beverages -- that was a given -- so we picked them up at the airport and we went straight to Mango Tree, an Asian-fusion restaurant at the base of the world's tallest building, the Burj Khalifa.



The thermometer was over 100 degrees but the beers were cold and the fountain show blessed us with a slight desert breeze every half hour. 

They sweated through their shirts but the scenery was definitely worth the price of admission.




Now I've brought visitors to the top of the Burj Khalifa before with lots of success. But I swear I suffered from some form of vertigo the days afterward so I didn't want that to happen again. Maybe it was camel burger I had for lunch that day? Who knows??

After we returned to the sweetness of air conditioning, we walked through the gaudy Dubai Mall and ended up at Left Bank for more drinks and some classic rock music. 



Next up was a quick visit to the pharmacy so they could grab some traveling drugs: pain relievers, anti-motion sickness, anti-diarrhea and "anti-anything else you think two idiots driving across Asia would need," which is exactly what Matt said to the Indian pharmacist at the counter. 

Later on, we dropped them off at the airport, said our goodbyes and then just like that, they were gone. They came, caught a buzz, broke a sweat, saw some crazy shit and can now cross "Dubai" off their wish list. Six hours. That's all I need, folks. 

You also have to appreciate other like-minded people who love to get out there and experience life. Racing through all these unknown countries armed only with a shrinking wallet, a camera and plenty of moxie? Sounds pretty badass to me. 

Safe travels, guys. Godspeed.


Friday, August 1, 2014

Dragon Mart in Dubai is outstanding

A fellow sports hack at my office, Rich, picked me up at 9.45am on a Wednesday and the plan was to make a flat-out burn through the desert at top speeds. We did not stop until we hit one of the finest establishments this side of the Euphrates River.

They call it the Dragon Mart. 

You see, the Dragon Mart is like a cramped, indoor flea market with a pulse. Asian vendors are packed in there like sardines and they are selling everything from fake crystal chandeliers to white porcelain toilets.

It attracts only the most lucrative patrons and savvy consumers as business is bustling these days. Especially during the Holy Month. Look how busy it was. Standing-room only, wall-to-wall commerce in there...



We traveled to this amazing complex so I could buy a cheap mountain bike. I did some negotiating with the fine gentlemen at UpTen Bikes and even though they swindled me for a broken helmet and some inferior rear lights, I walked away with a new bike and I was ready to roll.

Living in this country, my wife and I have become almost immune to the constant stares from other people when we walk by but the sight of me pushing a new mountain bike, with a child's helmet atop my thunder-dome head drew widespread scrutiny.

But it was OK because I was in good company.



Rich is an outstanding Japanese-American (who loves his beer) so I carried some heavy street credit as we meandered through the narrow walkways of the Dragon Mart. Outdoor plants, sewing machines, heavy-duty drilling equipment? They have it all and then some.

From this aerial view, the actual structure of the building is designed to look like ... well, a dragon, I guess. So be sure to visit this fine establishment the next time you find yourself in Dubai. Good people, great prices and lots of head scratching.